just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

1 day ago · 67,618 notes

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

1 day ago · 239,235 notes

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

1 day ago · 821,376 notes

fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

1 day ago · 102,158 notes

"She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain."Louisa May AlcottWork: A Story of Experience (via feellng)

1 day ago · 1,012 notes

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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1 day ago · 276,530 notes

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

1 day ago · 680,778 notes

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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1 day ago · 682,308 notes

"not my fat ass"me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

1 day ago · 15,589 notes

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

1 day ago · 239,259 notes

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

1 day ago · 487,156 notes

duotheist:

a part of me // neck deep